Haha. Well done, you’ve finally called me out.
Here’s a flipbook of my expressions as I read all of your adoring fan mail: ‘ho hum’, ‘wait what’, surprise, ‘jizzed in my pants’, turns out - prematurely, ‘sucking a lemon’, bashful, elated, ‘I need to sneeze’, ‘no it’s gone’, focus, excitement, ‘decides to enjoy this’ and finally, disappointment.
This teaches me that failed sneezes, among other things, always end in disappointment.
And, oh yeah - far too old.
^ What he said.
Monkeys
I was thinking about monkeys and how I really like them but then I remembered the Nazi monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark and I was conflicted because I didn’t know if he was a true believer or if he was just following orders and then I felt bad because that’s no excuse but then I remembered he died after eating the poisoned dates and I started to feel terrible because that’s a horrific way to die even for a Nazi monkey but then I remembered that monkey was just an actor so he didn’t really die and he got to work with Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg so I started to feel better but then I realized I hadn’t seen that monkey in any other movies so I started to get worried his career had stalled but then I remembered that I was in class.
Answered anonymous questions unsatisfactorily.
True story.
And just like that, I’m back!
I feel bad if I am excluded from an activity even if I have no intention of going and don’t like those who are.
Why yes, I do.
Ever heard of this young gentleman called Jack Bauer? He’s my kid bro.
Full Trailer For Facebook Movie ‘The Social Network’ Hits The Web
Against all odds, this actually looks pretty good.
When you stop to think about the subject matter, it’s kind of funny. But the trailer confirms my belief that with all the talent onboard, the movie will be technically very well made. And it could be good as a result.
Boom.
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